Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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