I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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