About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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