You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
All the doctor said was why
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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