i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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