you guys were way drunker than both of me
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So apparently I’m into choking now
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