dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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