When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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