all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
