Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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