i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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