Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Randomize