I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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