I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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