Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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