just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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