i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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