Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

y did u give ur computer a hand job?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.

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(469): View more from Texas

Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?

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(845): View more from New York

There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.

(845): View more from New York

Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter

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(641): View more from Iowa

bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty

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