It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub