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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it

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• (646): View more from New York

  i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober

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• (863): View more from Florida

  You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision

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