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I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.

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I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.

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(757): I am not having having sex with guys at the moment. (734): I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue. http://tfl.nu/51cx

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid

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(610): oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid http://tfl.nu/g7bt

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(440): View more from Ohio

i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.

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(440): i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends. http://tfl.nu/xfyh

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(204): View more from Manitoba

When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?

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When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?

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I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...

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(204): When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends? (1-204): When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why? (204): I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well... http://tfl.nu/o1jd

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.

(202): View more from Washington, DC

New charity walk idea!

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(703): Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished. (202): New charity walk idea! http://tfl.nu/skxt

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(317): View more from Indiana

Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.

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(317): Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube. http://tfl.nu/etlx

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place

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(843): Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place http://tfl.nu/sgjx

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(270): View more from Kentucky

There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time

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(270): There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time http://tfl.nu/e9de

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs

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(250): Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs http://tfl.nu/msvp

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

IT'S SUMMA TIME

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ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME

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THEY'RE THE SAME THING

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(570): IT'S SUMMA TIME (907): ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME (570): THEY'RE THE SAME THING http://tfl.nu/6h0w

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(410): View more from Maryland

What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?

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(410): What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots? http://tfl.nu/z5fp

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Now back to adults eating hotdogs.

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(402): Now back to adults eating hotdogs. http://tfl.nu/i07d

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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.

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(734): Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator. http://tfl.nu/c745

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now

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(662): I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now http://tfl.nu/ipud

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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese

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(614): I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese http://tfl.nu/xpqp

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