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• (540): View more from Virginia

  woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy

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• (607): View more from New York

  you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship

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• (818): View more from California

  Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..

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• (718): View more from New York

  this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in

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