is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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