Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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