just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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