I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm drive I can fine osifer
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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