we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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