Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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