i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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