ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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