She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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