is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.