New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE