Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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I cut my penus on the lid.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There r osticjed everywhere
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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