i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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