If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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