Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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