Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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