I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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