Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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