Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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