a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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