If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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