He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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