Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You were trust falling into bushes
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