You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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