Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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