Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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