I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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