I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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