R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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