Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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