he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Text me some of your sweat
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