Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
even my farts smell like vagina
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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