Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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