she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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