I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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