i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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