So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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