We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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