omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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