my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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