Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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