we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He? As in you personified your dick?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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I'm both gender and math confused
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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