Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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